Conspiracy Theory: Brian Wilson can’t surf; All of the Beach Boys’ songs about surfing are actually about having sex
Take any Beach Boys song and replace ‘surf’ with ‘fuck.’
Surfin’ :
Surfin’ is the only life the only way for me
Now surf
Surf with me
Bom bom dip di dit
Bom bom dip di dit
Now the dawn is breaking and we really gotta go
But we’ll be back here very soon that you better know
Yeah my surfer knots are rising and my board is losing wax
But that won’t stop me baby cause you know I’m coming back
Surfin’ U.S.A. :
Everybody’s gone surfin’ Surfin’ U.S.A.
We’ll all be planning that route
We’re gonna take real soon We’re waxing down our surfboards
We can’t wait for June
We’ll all be gone for the summer
We’re on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we’re surfin’
Surfin’ U. S. A.
Definitely works for Surfer Girl. Mildly amusing. Probably true. But then all pop songs are probably about fucking or written with the intention of getting fucked.
-David H
